A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.
"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
"right?"
"What?"
"right?"
"What?"
by FleshAutomatonOpVIANeuros October 26, 2022
Mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and Snapchat. A few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the Taco Bell drive thru. People often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.
Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.
Also, he loves his cat, Sebastian.
EX#1: lmfao you really just got jumped at your OWN PARTY, dassa Mike Khoury move.
EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.
EX#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.
by Bugcity September 20, 2017
A bitch that gets no hoes no friends is ugly and gets bullied and is a disappointment piece of shit that looks like a black hole and has a Asian tiny dick
by Velt January 16, 2022
Part of the Khoury series...
It is when a conversation is awkward and a person just comes and starts doing random shit
It is when a conversation is awkward and a person just comes and starts doing random shit
by stephanie jhong March 26, 2019
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