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Keys without the E 

A funny and intelligent thing to tell your teacher after they give you a F-, so they'll give you an A+.
Teacher: You got an F- on a test worth 75% of your grade. You'll have to retake this class.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.

keys without the e 

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
A:"Game is game."

B:"keys without the e"
keys without the e by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

keys without the e 

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
A:"Game is game."

B:"keys without the e"
keys without the e by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

keys without the e 

...pretty self explanatory. Remove the "e" from the word "keys" and you get... "kys".
Used to bypass filters blocking "kys"
Person 1: you fucking SUCK at this game dude
Person 2: consider this: keys without the e.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026