Kevin durant = 🐍 🐍 🐍
by Hunted2322 August 23, 2017
Kevin durant is offered a max contract from okc and a regular contract from golden state
who does he pick Golden state
who does he pick Golden state
by Cleveland fan February 13, 2017
A snake lurking around oracle arena that dumped westbrook for his new best friend Stephanie baby face curry.
by Jordan the fucking 2k player September 25, 2018
1. Nicknamed Durantula, Kevin Durant is arguably the 2nd best basketball player in the NBA currently and only 21 years old. It is believed he will be the chief rival to LeBron James in the future however he needs to put on some weight first as he currently stands 6'11 but weighs 130 pounds. He also has the wingspan of a giraffe and the personality of an 8 year old.
2. The reason the suicide rate in Portland, Oregon has more than tripled since June, 2007.
2. The reason the suicide rate in Portland, Oregon has more than tripled since June, 2007.
Brandon, "Hey man did you see Kevin Durant drop 45 the other night on the Sixers?"
Greg, "No, I was taking some pictures for my girlfriend."
Greg, "No, I was taking some pictures for my girlfriend."
by Joyner82 March 25, 2010
by Large cranium neanderthal March 17, 2020
1. A synonym for snake
2. A basketball player who is not needed for her (only female use is correct) team or does not make a difference.
3. A benchwarmer
4. A little girl who is not loyal
5. A skinny 14 year old
6. A cupcake
2. A basketball player who is not needed for her (only female use is correct) team or does not make a difference.
3. A benchwarmer
4. A little girl who is not loyal
5. A skinny 14 year old
6. A cupcake
ESPN: Kevin Durant just signed with the warriors
Gregg: Thank you for everything you've done for o-Oaklahoma (voice crack)
*One eternity later*
Gregg: KEVIN DURANT YOU SUCK YOU JUST LEFT THIS... THIS TRASH!!!! NO! NO YOUR TRASH KEVIN DURANT, YOUR TRASH! THIS IS A GREAT TEAM, GREAT... ETC. THE ONLY TRASH PART ABOUT IT IS THE PERSON WHO JUST LEFT!!!!
(Etc Ect, rips jersey)
2. Bandwagon Fan: I'm gonna become a fan of the patriots! Screw the browns!
Chris: Stop being a Kevin Durant!
Gregg: Thank you for everything you've done for o-Oaklahoma (voice crack)
*One eternity later*
Gregg: KEVIN DURANT YOU SUCK YOU JUST LEFT THIS... THIS TRASH!!!! NO! NO YOUR TRASH KEVIN DURANT, YOUR TRASH! THIS IS A GREAT TEAM, GREAT... ETC. THE ONLY TRASH PART ABOUT IT IS THE PERSON WHO JUST LEFT!!!!
(Etc Ect, rips jersey)
2. Bandwagon Fan: I'm gonna become a fan of the patriots! Screw the browns!
Chris: Stop being a Kevin Durant!
by Yo Mama 694201738 August 17, 2017
Hey bro I was just like Kevin Durant, left the team that SAW MY FUCKING POTENTIAL and went to a team where i'm shadowed by someone else.
by Westgoat May 18, 2018