A person, particularly a woman, who will commit nefarious acts in order to gain copious amounts of K for free.
by EverywhereInAlbion July 30, 2014
A ket - Seizure, this occurs when a person tries to counteract a Mayo - Seizure with Ket, which cause a Ket - Seizure, can be counteracted with Slave Sauce
by Rogueybear January 6, 2021
A strain of ketamine you will beg to get more of, sold only by "The shit" of colchester fame and known to kill a man with 1 bump. LD50 of 3mg
by realtackshooter August 16, 2023
by griffo89 February 12, 2009
When you get yourself into a deep, solid k hole and spend all your money on bet365.com betting on horse races.
Landlord - "where's this months rent"
User - "I sedated myself and took a gamble on the 3.15 at kempton, I lost"
Landlord - "I need the rent"
User - "blame ket 365"
Landlord - "prick"
User - "tosspot"
User - "I sedated myself and took a gamble on the 3.15 at kempton, I lost"
Landlord - "I need the rent"
User - "blame ket 365"
Landlord - "prick"
User - "tosspot"
by TIN Laden December 3, 2010
My dog just told me he’s allergic to gluten. But dogs can’t talk and I don’t have a dog. I feel ket cunted.
by Geophph August 17, 2019
A term commonly used amongst recreational drug users to describe an extremely potent form of the tranquiliser ketamine. The effects of large intakes of this substance can range anywhere from a desire to listen to extended periods of fleetwood mac, sitting around in cardboard boxes, and inevitably, getting lost in the k-hole. Watching people partake of Bulletproof Ket is, prehaps not unsurprisingly, a great deal of fun.
Did you see Nik after his third line of that Bulletproof Ket? I've never seen someone having it out with an imaginery bathroom dwarf before.
by Ketaloco February 12, 2007