perhaps the most obscure piece of slang in Britain, translates to Prision via this thought process Kermit The Frog (from the Muppets) - Frog and Toad (rhyming slang) - road, meaning Down The Road, slang for being sent to prision. the term was used occationally by Only Fools And Horses character Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter, the series was written by John Sullivan, an authentic Londonor and a knowledge on slang.
'Sent Him Down The Kermits' 'Gone Down The Kermits'
by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005
by Shalroth May 13, 2005
the kermit is when someone is giving a guy head and starts talking to the penis with a kermit the frog voice.
girl is giving a guy head and then suddenly says to the penis "yap yap yap" in a Kermit the Frog like voice. That is the kermit.
by Kermitfrogging May 16, 2011
Somebody of Bohemian decent that displays the attributes of a common gutter snipe or gypsy. Lives on crisps and fags and has a 90% blood alcohol level. Plays video games all day unless otherwise instructed.
by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 17, 2006
toilet or lavatory, bathroom (U.S)
plural, 'kermits'
Derived from cockney rhyming slang: Kermit the frog = bog
plural, 'kermits'
Derived from cockney rhyming slang: Kermit the frog = bog
by rapster tee July 20, 2005
by oooh thicc rice March 7, 2018
A green coloured alcoholic beverage, that is only known and drunk by an elite few, only these know the sacred ingredients to this unique brew. No night out can be taken to the next level without starting with at least 3 Kermits, after this, your memories may be slightly impaired but you know you had a great night, simply because you drunk Kermits.
Average Guy "What do you want to drink, im getting a pint in!"
Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"
Average Guy "What????"
Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"
Kermit Drinker "A pint! Ha, obviously you don't plan on having a real night out, get me a Kermit and a DVRB"
Average Guy "What????"
Kermit Drinker "Never mind, just go home! You obviously aren't harcore!"
by King of Kermits March 1, 2007