Kundi’s Jocks

Exclaimed in a moment of shock or ambiguity, used to convey a feeling of concern towards the situation.

“They just hit the second tower”
“Kundi’s Jocks!”

Kundi’s Jocks by DgJlBQ February 27, 2026

keni styles 

A brittish thai porn star. regarded as the first heterosexual asian male in the U.S. porn industry. Sexy as hell with the moves to match. Will make you fall in love with him just by watching him fuck another girl.

OMG I watched a porn with Keni Styles in it and i totally fell in love!

Ihave a crush on a porn star named Keni Styles.

keni styles by keni'sfangirl June 9, 2011

kendy store 

the way a Jewish person of the second wave of immigration described a candy story. It is an accent. But it described a store which had a soda fountain (specializing in a chocolate soda called an 'egg cream' which had neither eggs nor cream) and the store sold the latest newspapers, magazines, a wide variety of cheap candies and cigars and cigarettes. The owners were often toughened, wizened and fubsy little people with a strong ethnic accent.

There was a song about the candy stores of that era: (in a thick Yiddish accent)
Vuntz I had a kendy store
Bizniss vas so bad,
I asked mein vife vat to do
And dis is vat she said:
Take yourself some kerosene
Pour it on de floor
Take a match
Give a Scratch
No more kendy store, HEY!

kendy store by Beryl Ruby Sapphire Kaminska March 5, 2008

kendo scars 

A slang word for acne.

Girl: Hey Xeniok, what's with the pizza face?
Boy: It's nothing, just some kendo scars.

kendo scars by NES Kess September 15, 2009

Michael Kenji Shinoda 

Emcee of linkin park also the guy from fort minor has incrediable music talent. he is of japanese haeritige which explain what linkin park is based on.

michael kenji shinoda is also known as simply mike. Dude mike can rap, he also has great guitar skill!

Michael Kenji Shinoda by king of rock July 23, 2006

Kendo Slide 

the act of diving face first across the hood of a newcomers car to the block.

lets initiate his car with a kendo slide.

Kendo Slide by Gmizzle13 February 16, 2009

Kandi stomp 

When your at a rave, dance party, or even just dancing, you can tend to really get into the music, causing you to stomp to the beat/stomp while dancing.

Lets go Kandi stomp in the HappE HardcorE room! ZOMFG PLUR!

Kandi stomp by Mell Superstar February 18, 2008