kelli's law 

If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.

I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.

kelli's law by Blaze86 March 14, 2014

kellie and stephanie 

kellie and stephanie are both beautiful girls and are always up for fun. One of them is usually eating food sand has a obsession with kebabs. so many girls are jel of kellie and stephanie. What ever man gets them is very lucky and kinky!!!!!!!

oh dayumm kellie and stephanie is turning me on i sure wouldnt mind eating that in the morning sex godess

kellie and stephanie by cookie599 March 7, 2017

smellie kellie 

A person named Kellie, who is very smelly.
A Smellie Kellie usually has many boyfriends at a time. This includes but is not limited to number 1, 2, or 3.
If a Smellie Kellie is threatened she will either resort to screaming or telling you to suck her toes.
A Smellie Kellie also can't break the :30 or the 1:05
Self-conscious?
Also known as Sweaty Kellie, Stinky Kellie, Toe Jam, Smellie Toe Jam, SK, TJ, STJ, "oh my lanta" girl, "suck my toes" girl, and as Logan's girl.

Person: Hey what's up Smellie Kellie
Smellie Kellie: OMG I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OH MY LANTA, SUCK MY TOE 1, 2, AND 3, AND 11, AND 12, AND 15, AND 16, AND 18.

smellie kellie by Kellieandherboyfriendlogan February 16, 2018

Kelli stavast 

A reporter who tried to keep things pg when the crowd in the 2021 sparks 300 said f joe Biden and created the lgb chants and rednecks want her fired for not dropping the f-bomb on live tv

Did you here that girl got in trouble for not swearing? She’s such a Kelli stavast

Kelli stavast by Nascarfan2007 August 27, 2022

Kelli Sudman

The most amazing girlfriend a guy could ever ask for. She’s blond with blue eyes, kinda short but that’s ok. She is super funny cute and is always there for you. She is the most beautiful person you’ll ever meet. She is super lovable and huggable. She’s always great at making me smile whether it’s from tickling me or something she said or did she can do it. She is very strong mentally and physically, and also very gentle. She is someone who if you find someone even remotely close to her that you should definitely set the hook on her cause she’s a keeper (even though she can’t catch a fish). All I’m saying is she is the most perfect Potassium person there ever was or will be. And anyone especially a Justin would be extremely lucky to have her.

Kelli Sudman is very potassium.

Kelli Sudman by JDAWG((( January 3, 2023

National Keelie Slap Day 

Everyday, is SLAP KEELIE DAY! WOOP WOOP

"National Keelie Slap Day is forever, and ever!"

National Keelie Slap Day by iiiiiiiiiiiiooooooaaaaaa February 7, 2022

Kallie Staker 

THE WORLDS BIGGEST BABE!!!!

"Hey thats Kallie Staker."
"Ya i know.. She is such a BABE!!""

Kallie Staker by Thebaberater January 2, 2012