This is when you're having sex and a leprechaun comes out of no where and smacks your partner in the face with his you know what.
I thought dirty Kelley's were a myth, I guess I was wrong.
by Daahhhaha April 15, 2020
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When a man/guy has a crazy obsession for another women/girl and looses all of his friends over this one obsession for a girl and the girl hates him in return.
Wow, my friend is being such a Mitch Kelley
by knoppixxx April 25, 2009
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the most amazing guy a girl could want, the sweetest guy ever, he will steal your heart in a minute.....has the best personality, but if he decided to leave do what ever you can to make him stay because there is no way your life will ever be complete again without him...long story short the love of a girls life, the guy a would take a bullet for or do anything to be with.<3
by in love with austin kelley. February 14, 2012
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A defender for the USWNT and part of the 2019 FIFA WWC winning roster, also known as "Worms" of the "Worms and Janice" duo. Known to be also part of the championship round of the USWNT BFF quiz. Somehow managed to get through a concussion by excessively drinking beer for 3-4 straight days.

Currently missing in action because of a Ankle injury

Fuck the camera
Kelley O'hara,the ultimate frat daddy who likes to order a cortado with whole milk
by Tobinho October 26, 2019
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Pretty much the biggest bad ass that has ever lived. Usually seduces women with a few quick words and is known to be extremely cool. Will back you up until backstabbing occures then will destroy your face.
matthew kelley is awesome badass crazy fuck
by ding wad February 7, 2010
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A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.
Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.
by Parsley Noel Smitz June 23, 2009
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One of the most amazing boys I have ever met. Pretty much the perfect guy: smart, extremely cute, funny, great accent (even though he thinks I'm crazy), and actually nice unlike a lot of people. Someone who is always up for anything and always there for his friends. The best friend a girl could ask for... and one that I am really going to miss. A guy who derserves a great girl who will treat him like the prince charming he is and will appreciate what a truly amazing boy he is. Truely would make the perfect boyfriend and will make the perfect husband someday. The boy that any girl would be lucky to have.
Someone says- madison kelley is here..
Interrupted by girls (and some boys) yelling- omg madison kelley! he's so hot he's so great we just love him!!

An amazing boy! and one of my best friends
by Kelsey Orr August 20, 2008
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