An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."
The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.
by D0ntPan1c April 23, 2018
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usually describes a person in being "as hot as fire" and "as cool as ice".
The name may also describe someone as being cute/sexy.
The origin of "keenan" comes from Ireland, and literally means "distant warrior"
Most keenan's are fit and well built people.
They are the gift of god and have both an intelligent brain and a sexy body!

this name is commonly mistaken as "kenan (a major douche bag"
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by mariah909 February 3, 2009
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a keenan is generally the sexiest person you will EVER meet. in the words of the well appreciated SAMMA, he's the thickest snicker you ever did see. he is always wearing nike and underarmor at the same time, and that's the only unsexy thing about him. I should also mention again that he is hella thicccccc. and he also smolders. if you happen to get a keenan, you need to cuddle with him, and procreate immediatly.
I mean, I wasn't gonna hook up tonight, but thres a keenan at this party, so....
MMMM keenan is so sexy
by keenanisathicksnicker January 18, 2020
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A theory that contains no logic or support
Stop using keenanisms...you are not making any sense
by Alex Fagerson April 12, 2007
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A keenan is a boy when you first meet you will find as a best friend IMMEDIATELY. But then a keenan can also stab you in the back , a keenan is very funny , he is the cutest guy you will ever meet .
‘ OMG i hate keenan.. ughh

‘ but i love him .. UGH
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One who's current girlfriend aborted a previous boyfriend's baby...
I can't believe that he's still dating her after her abortion...what a keenan
by cjames00000 March 10, 2011
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