A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.
The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.
by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008
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A medeival naval punishment that involves tying a line to each arm of the convicted sailor and pushing him off the bow of the ship under sail. The sailor was 'hauled' along the barnacle encrusted 'keel' of the vessel aided by the movement of the ship and pulled back aboard at the stern of the ship. It hurt really bad.
"The punishment for stealing rations is keelhauling!"
by steelfish July 29, 2004
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A punishment for sailors, in which the sailor is tied up and hauled under the ship along the entire length of the keel resulting in many scrapes, cuts and slivers.
A good keel Haulin' will straighten out that lazy cabin boy.
by Nuculus September 30, 2006
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When an item is dropped down the front of someones pants, dragged across the taint, and up the back before removal.
"Look at him over there, he has no idea I keel hauled his stapler"
by Sidecar Driver December 2, 2019
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v. - invented by pirates, the act of tieing up a person and dragging them through the water behind a boat.
The pirates who found the stow-away keel-hauled the lad until he drowned.
by LoneOutlaw666 May 25, 2004
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Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.
by Your Mom May 20, 2005
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When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina
Right before I came I started keel hauling
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