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Basically the most beautiful girl you could ever set eyes on.Her hawaiian beauty tells all you need to know about her.When she moves its mesmorizing, when she looks at you melt, when she touches you go week and when she smiles you go crazy.She's intellegent and funny sometimes even if her jokes aren't good you laugh anyway because you admire her effort. This girl isn't easy though and you have to work your way up to get to her level but trust me friends its all worth while.
"Happiest day of my life is when I finally marry Keala"
by Her man:) January 09, 2012
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1. A little girl who is such a beautiful fun spirited person.
2. rhymes with koala.
3. crazy personality, witty woman.
4. fear of fright fest; obsessed with harry potter.
Keala: "When no one's looking, Kala BLOWS!!!"
by tweedle dum November 14, 2006
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A girl that is more addictive than heroin and meth. This bitch is the shhhiittt. She is hawaiian and can fucking surf like a boss. She parties harder than anbody i know and is funny as hell. She loves J cole for some fucking reason.? And thinks lady gaga and addele is gay as fuck. She is my best friend so thats why i made this, and because there is some other bitch up there with the same name as you but she likes fucking star wars and shit.!
o shit that bitch keala is amazing

who keala? yeah that girl is sexy
by Her best fucking friend December 30, 2011
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She has the fattest back and front, her stomach and thighs are toned and she is prefect. She usually has red hair that shines and glows so nicely it’s always healthy. Her eyes are Carmel in the sun like sweet chocolate and they glow and pull you in. Keala is the funniest person tou will ever meet she is so cute and understanding. Her nose is perfect and so cute and when you look close enough she has a gorgeous secret splatter of freckles on them. She is a strong individual mentally and physically, if you snatch up a keala you are set for life just don’t play around with her because despite how sensitive she is, she knows when enough is enough.
Guy 1: bro bro keala finally texted me, I’ve secured myself a baddie

Guy 2: damnnnn your lucky bro I wish I had a keala

Guy 3: don’t we all
by Koolestkid February 21, 2021
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