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Kalahny’s are strong and brave. They are goofy and crazy, they aren’t shy at all. They are willing to find a guy or girl that will love them. Kalahny’s have a big booty. They will always cherish and friendship no matter how far away you are. They are very sensitive when it comes to your feelings, they support you.
Girl: have you seen Kalahny?
Boy: over there! I can spot her from anywhere !
kalahny by Definitelytrue100 August 19, 2018
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anyone named kalany is perfect in every way. she is beautiful, funny and understanding. kalany would always be caring. kalany is cuter than me.
wanna know whos perfect?
its kalany bruh.
kalany by NOTme October 20, 2014
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An amazing person with a very short temper, but can be awesome and very friendly if you aren't an asshole. Kalany's like to venture into the world of music, are salvadorian, and can be quiet bitchy. Regardless of all of this, you would die to become her best friend.
OMG did you see that amazing girl over their, that's such a kalany.
Kalany by Richy36 December 10, 2019
Kalahni’s are very loving. They are shy at first but have crackhead energy once they get comfortable. Kalahni’s love trying new things. Kalahni’s are very intelligent and always make sure to analyze everything. Kalahni’s have a big booty. They are truly serendipity, and are the perfect mix of feminism and masculine energy.

The name quote literally translates to “sky” or “heavenly”
human: I want a person like Kalahni
Kalahni by Jinxyouowemeasoda November 22, 2021
Beautiful and talented! Biggest eyes and the bluest...any guy would love a kalahn! She loves warm fuzzy socks and tv and great at sports
Kalahns can be very dramatic and emotional at times..but get over it and move on
Kalahns love her friends and have the best friends and any friend that has a Kalahn better never let go of her!
Kalahn stopped every guy as she walks by
kalahn by Coolkidz January 31, 2015
Extremely handsome guy who has skin as soft as butter. Prone to loving bananas, he can be compared to a monkey because of his sweet nature. However, don't get a Kalany mad or you will be sorry because of their boxing skills.
1. Yay! I got a Kalany by feeding him a banana!

2. I knew he was a Kalany when my fingers slipped off his bicep.

3. Stripper name of Kalani
Kalany by native12345 January 4, 2010
Kalahni’s are very loving. They are shy at first but have crackhead energy once they get comfortable. Kalahni’s love trying new things. Kalahni’s are very intelligent and always make sure to analyze everything. Kalahni’s have a big booty. They are truly serendipity, and are the perfect mix of feminism and masculine energy.

The name quote literally translates to “sky” or “heavenly”
Kalahni is so cool
Kalahni by Jinxyouowemeasoda November 22, 2021