Something you call your friend that is bad at video games.
Damn, that Adam Kal over there can’t get a kill for his life.
by definitely not dbenny May 13, 2020
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When you shove your finger in both holes while you yell yes kal fuck me harder
I did a dirty kal
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kal online is an mmorpg (massivly multiplayer online roleplaying game - phew) set in korea which is odd since most other mmorpg's are either old england or filled with guns. When you begin you can choose to make as many characters as you like on one free account. the choices are archer: focuses on the agility skill, mage: focuses on the wisdom/intelligence skills, warrioir: which focuses on strength. the 3 different classes all have a totally different set of armour and weapons and are rewarded with being able to wear new better armour each time they level. They are also allowed to spend "points" on whatever stats they want (strength intelligence wisdon agility health) which they also gain as they level up. there are a wide variety of monsters to battle with on the game ranging from level 1 to level 100 and something (?). there are also quiet a few quests to do. the graphics are also pretty good. this said, its no were near as good as runescape ( i quit runescape a looooong time ago) cos runescape is a helluvah lot more addictive. admitting runescape is good is rare from someone who has quit it.
yo bluds like lets play kal online like yeah shizzlenit.
by Childofbodom January 7, 2007
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a very dumb person acts stupid is gay and likes to insult your ad
the dumbo Kal-el is being gay again
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A Bollywood film from India. Greatest musical ever made. Evar.
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"Did you see the Bollywood movie last night?"

"Yeah! Kal Ho Naa Ho was kick ass!"
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Said by members on local dance music forums, such as AdelaideClubber.

1. To delivery a substandard quality of product. An experiance that by most would be considered relatively ordinary, or extremely average.

2. A style or mood that is not enjoyable to anyone else. A poor swagga, see 'Swagga'.
COMMERCAL "Kom-Mer-Kal"

1. "I know ‘cause I have a younger sister and what they listen to is what’s in clubs, they are the ones ruining the scene with their lack of rave knowledge and shitty drugs that effect their minds and tell them that commercal dance and electro and shitty commercal house is the best.

"I had a KFC Krusher today that was so commercal it made me sick."

2. "Man, that guy's swagga is so commercal it's making me feel commercal, what is with that? Someone should rampage him." See 'Rampage'.
by DACENSTOMP December 21, 2009
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A person or persons who are literally crazy or literally a maniac about acting like a Jack Ass !
A "Jackassaniacal (JAK-ASS-A-NIAH-KAL)" person constantly loves to go the extra mile to be not only annoying or a nuisance,but makes sure that everyone around them is not only uncomfortable around them but goes out of their way to act like a selfish baby or jack ass simultaneously while being a pain in the ass at the same time.
by Darizzle7 July 2, 2011
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