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Used mainly to interfere or cut someone off when they're explaining some sort of fuckery or savagery. Could also be used to substitute for old slang of 'stop it.' Can be prefaced with a 'uhh' or 'pfff' Mainly used to tell someone to get out of town, or cut the shit. In short Knock It Off.
Douche Nugget 1: 'I think I'm gonna go to a message with happy ending and go to the strip club tonight'
DG2: 'uhh .. KIO!'

DG1: She's like a 5 after 6 beers bro.

DG2: how bout after a 12 pack?

Friend 1: Brah as long as I got a face she's got somewhere to sit.

Friend 2: bro that might be fake. It matters.

Friend 1: does it?
Friend 2: yes it does.

Friend: pffff KIO!

Dude1: breh, how bout we get off early and leave more work for tomorrow and just go HAM tomorrow.

Dude2: KIO!

Girlfriend: Imma go on a diet. Can you support me?
boyfriend: sure anything for you.
5 min later...
Boyfriend: hey im bout to get a #2 animal style with a Neapolitan shake. Want anything?
Girlfriend: KIO!!!
by Savy_Nogales March 02, 2017
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1. A morbidly obese Russian, comprised mostly of blubber, who tries to wrestle bears, but eats them instead. A humorless, emotionless automaton, who resembles Karnov. A Kio is found wearing the bloody, odiferous, pieces of what its devoured, claiming it’s a trophy and it’s a matter of Russian pride. A disgusting, fowl beast that doesn’t understand eating the dinner table is impolite.

2. A disease that effects Russians, that causes unusual hair growth, ugliness, and the urge to use kettle bells. Some side effects usually include weight gain, loss of soul, penile inversion, and the irritating favoritism of Monty python.
3. A group of individuals who only speak nerd, and who look Russian but are despised by both. A total Pinko who secretly wears shirts with pictures of Stalin and spends his free time reading the communist manifesto.
4. You know what…" Fuck you."
Oleg: "So..have you had a chance to meet my newborn son kio?"
Jon: "Yes, I love the hammer and sickle you had tattooed all over his entire face."
Will: "I'm the worst person in the world."
Oleg: " At least you're not a Kio."
Bob:" Why is it that Sam over there is pounding his chest and stapling a wig to his forehead?"
Jim: "He's a kio."
Sam: "How am I going to win a farting contest with someone who smells like shit?"
Oleg: "You cannot play such childish games with a KIo.. we are unaffected by odor, and decency!"
by superdudeman June 27, 2009
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