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To get surrounded and gang raped by a group of black people
Dude. my dad got KFC'D yesterday and I don't think he's ever going to walk again
KFC'D by BlueLlama November 19, 2011
Words you can keep
Origin:Thy river clan
Purpose for creation: Easier then saying "Stoned or Baked or burnt or high"
Definition:So high that you felt like you were a kfc chicken and you got baked
Brooo im like soo.. Kfc'd mannnn

-Bubble bubble, loud bubblish noise, cough cough "aww im kfc'd"-
Kfc'd by Speaker of thy river clan October 11, 2010
Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC'd usually goes to furries like Alex The Falcon from the discord server where because he is a bird we get him KFC'd because bird+kfc=good aSWFefg gwaSEF
Hahaha you bout to get KFC'd, in the over mutherfucker!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KFC'd by Pewkserkiplier August 15, 2020
A KFC day is a set day of the week where you and 2/3 other mates go and stuff yourself with a family bucket for 5 people, you "3 man" the bucket and feel sick afterwards, to make it a ture KFC day you must order: One Boneless bucket with 8 pieces of chicken 4 chips and a drink and two tubes of gravy
"Oh dude its friday"
"fucking dam right its KFC day blues borther"
"lets go get some soul food"
KFC day by Zaky November 24, 2006

KFC dick 

When your Dick looks like a piece of KFC with a little breading taken off
"man, Shaniqua loves my KFC dick."
KFC dick by KFC White Boy June 27, 2014

KFC Dong Grabbing Challenge

The ferocious act of training ones dick head to grab a piece of KFC chicken out of your girls booty hole like a claw machine.
Seagull: Yo Jordan, my girl got a chicken breast stuck up her booty hole.
Big J: That shit must have been greasy as fuck, what did you do?
Seagull: I ferociously trained my dick head to grab chicken out of her shitter.
Big J: Damn!!!! The classic KFC Dong Grabbing Challenge.

Seagull: I ate that chicken breast after too, it was finger lickin' good!

KFC Deep Fryer 

The only type of fast food cooking equipment that actively attracts rats to jump into it.
Rat 1: Hey look, a KFC deep fryer!
Rat 2: Aw fuck yeah, let's jump in!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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