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KB Status 

Starting to pregame way too early before going out and becoming extremely intoxicated. (blood alc level of 3.0 to be exact)

Complete Blackout

Waking up in the hospital, still drunk, with multiple IV's in your arm with your nurse telling you how you tried to hit her and they had to use restraints
Yeah she blacked out and woke up in the hospital. She started taking shots at like noon. Total KB Status!

Let's get KB Status tonight!

Look at that guy. Total KB Status
KB Status by Batie Kell May 23, 2011
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KB Special

When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye.

I was boning some hoe and i did a KB Special.
KB Special by Mike Rithgen July 14, 2007

P.K.B.S. 

Psycho Killer Bitch Syndrome. This is for someone who reacts very cynically. Someone who is very hostile, crazy, or who has lost their grip on reality. no this doesn't only apply to females, it works for anyone.
Better be careful with what you say around _____, they've got a serious case of P.K.B.S.
P.K.B.S. by Father_Wisdom August 30, 2016

Kb shtonie 

To “kick back” and smoke marajuana in a social setting.
Ch mh u kb shtonie?”
Kb shtonie by anonymous July 5, 2024

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y 

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU
*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

S.A.K.B. (Sneaks Always Knows Best) 

Sneaks do what is best for their people and have every right to make whatever decisions they want to make for his friends. Everyone says it’s best to always listen to sneaks because sneaks never gonna moneybagg yo you daddy🤝
P1: Yo should i take that sophomore to the party
P2: What did sneaks say
P1: He said naw
P2: Hey man, S.A.K.B. (Sneaks Always Knows Best) 🤷🏽 ♂️

K-B suprise 

when you are fucking your girlfriend from behind and you moisten up your index finger and put it up her ass while continuing to fuck her
kyle:wow that girl was hot last night...i gave her the old k-b suprise
K-B suprise by weedman42069 January 19, 2008