talk no jutsu

Talk no Jutsu (also known as Therapy no Jutsu), commonly abbreviated as TnJ, is Naruto Uzumaki's strongest jutsu. Using it, he can talk to the most evil, depressed, monstrous, horrible person and make them change their entire life's ideology in the matter of minutes.

This jutsu was taught to Naruto by his mentor Iruka Umino when he tried to save Naruto even though Naruto was blamed for his parents death. TnJ also seems to be Iruka Umino's only jutsu.

Obito Uchiha, is the only known Uchiha to be TnJ-able by Naruto but was at first unable to work and ends up strangling Naruto. So Naruto developed Punch no Jutsu, bringing Obito to a new level of TnJ and being TnJ-ed by himself. With the combined power of Sage Mode and Tailed Beast Mode, Naruto unlocked a new wallpaper for his TnJ, a wallpaper so powerful not even the parallax wallpapers of iOS 7 can defeat. It seems that Naruto enhances his Talk no Jutsu with Flashback no Jutsu, a variant of the mother jutsu which usually accompanies the former. Obito, in this case, was punched so hard that he was put into flashback and started to TnJ on himself.

Talk no jutsu is bullshit

talk no jutsu by Randomguy48 October 4, 2016

Battou No Jutsu

It is the base stance for the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu sword fighting technique with the objective of efficiently eliminating each opponent with a single swing of the weilder's katana.

The samurai warrior readies himself as demonstrates the initial form of his attack using the Battou no Jutsu stance.

Battou No Jutsu by Oxxy_Montalvy September 30, 2016

talk no jutsu

when guy who is good makes guy who is bad good

nagato: give world pain

naruto: world already have pain

nagato: oh nvm

(talk no jutsu used here)

talk no jutsu by arithmeticisbad March 7, 2021

Jitesh 

A brave person doesn't fear anything ,keeps himself away from fights but when it comes to him he wins the game .he is very mischievous and very hard-working ,he is passionate about his work or whatsoever is assigned to him he will do his best ,very friendly and pet of everyone ,a great friend ,he knows his love of his life and no matter what the situation is he will always love her like no other

I hope you were like Jitesh a perfect guy to hangout with!!

Jitesh by Your faithful one May 2, 2018

Talk no Jutsu

The most OP jutsu in all of Naruto created by the 7th Hokage Naruto Uzumaki. This jutsu doesn't require any hand signs at all, just some depressing ass background music and a sob story that can relate to the opponents. What makes it even deadlier is that there is no counter for it and it doesn't even use up any of the user's chakra. Naruto has most notably defeated opponents such as Gaara, Nagato Uzumaki, and Obito Uchiha with this OP jutsu.

Naruto Uzumaki defeated Gaara of The Sand with the "Talk no Jutsu"

Talk no Jutsu by DuDe2DuBz February 19, 2021

Jules Winnfield 

Jules Winnfield

A character from Pulp Fiction portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson.

Jules was a hitman / assassin / hired goon working
for Marcellus Wallace until he and his partner;
Vincent Vega witnessed, what Jules refers to as,
Divine Intervention where they were shot at but none of
the bullets hit.
Now Jules "walks the Earth". Vincent calls him a bum
for doing this.

He has a variant of The Bibles chapter Ezekiel 25:17
memorised, which he recites before killing someone.
As its some "chill shit" to say to someone before they die,
not because he's religious.

He doesn't eat pork, because pig is a filthy animal, not
because he's Jewish or Muslim

He owns a Bad Motherfucker wallet.

Also, apparently he's the "foot fuckin' master"
and he's cool like The Fonz

Jules Winnfield quotes:

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of, they speak English in What?

Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

Shit negro! That's all you had to say!

Big Kahuna burger?! I hear they have some tasty burgers.

Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Tell that bitch to chill out!
Say "Bitch be cool" !

English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!

I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm superfly T.N.T,
I'm the Guns of the Navarone

Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

Shut the fuck up, fat man!

Jules Winnfield by rzhhhh July 12, 2010

broke nigga jutsu 

a jutsu, for niggas who are already broke, to use on niggas with that green and suck their wallets dry

guy 1: "aye bruh I heard that nigga Jarvis got guap"

guy 2: "holup, lemme jus...BROKE NIGGA JUTSU"

jarvis then gets his green finessed and gets grouped with the broke niggas

broke nigga jutsu by kotonoshi January 17, 2019