kotonoshi's definitions

broke nigga jutsu

a jutsu, for niggas who are already broke, to use on niggas with that green and suck their wallets dry

guy 1: "aye bruh I heard that nigga Jarvis got guap"

guy 2: "holup, lemme jus...BROKE NIGGA JUTSU"

jarvis then gets his green finessed and gets grouped with the broke niggas

by kotonoshi January 17, 2019

niggaqueef

A niggaqueef is when a male is sitting down, or maybe standing up, and they fart and instead of coming out the ass at a 60-degree angle to the ground, it comes out through the front, specifically through the gap between your balls and thighs. It is an uncommon occurrence, yet a perplexing one.

Dude 1 and 2: *chilling on couch playin' some Modern Warfare co-op*
Dude 1: *niggaqueefs*
Dude 1: bro did that fart just come out of my thighs or something?
Dude 2: yeah bro you just niggaqueefed. first time?

by kotonoshi October 29, 2019