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Justine Beaver 

A horrible teenage girl, who has somehow turned a large amount of the population of pre-teen to teenage girls into lesbians
Girl 1: OhEmGee I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Girl 2: Umm, don't you mean Justine Beaver?
Justine Beaver by smartgirlie February 28, 2011
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Justine Beaver 

The teenager that sings the popular (by other teenage girls) songs such as the contradicting, lying, and shitty "Baby", "One Less Lonely Girl", and "One Time".

There have been reports of a penis in the pants, but a vagina in the voice box.
a: You know that Justine Beaver hasn't hit puberty yet?

b: You know that I mix him up with Miley Cyrus?

a: Doesn't everybody???

OR

a: OhEmGee! Who's the chick singing "baby, ooh baby" on the radio right now?

b: Oh ya know! Just Justine Beaver. She has nice pearly whites, pretty hair and a pair or bee ehhh yoo ti fool singing pipes!
Justine Beaver by Cassafrass72 April 21, 2010

Justice Beaver 

A well known crime fighting beaver...not to be confused with Justin Beiber.
Jim: Call Froggy 101, tell them that we're the tour manager for Justin Beiber and we're giving away free tickets.

Dwight: Who's Justice Beaver?

Jim: A Crime Fighting Beaver..?
Justice Beaver by iLLSMiTH March 13, 2011

Justin beaver 

Is the murderer of Justin beber
Hey it's a beaver named Justin beaver
Justin beaver by thecanadianninja November 17, 2017

Justin Beaver 

Justin Beaver (born October 19, 1984) is an American football running back He played college football at UW–Whitewater.
Mann, That Justin Beaver is soo good.
Justin Beaver by lovextooxsmile February 26, 2010

Justin Beaver 

Justin Beaver is a bitch celeberty from Canada that all the 12 year girls love he is useless regarded as a "gay"/"fag"
Don't you just hate that greedy bastard Justin Beaver

Justice Beaver 

Dwight Schrute: "Who's Justice Beaver"
Jim Halpert: "... A crime fighting beaver"
Justice Beaver by Usef22 March 17, 2011
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