Justine Beaver

A horrible teenage girl, who has somehow turned a large amount of the population of pre-teen to teenage girls into lesbians

Girl 1: OhEmGee I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Girl 2: Umm, don't you mean Justine Beaver?

Justine Beaver by smartgirlie February 28, 2011

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Justine Beaver

The teenager that sings the popular (by other teenage girls) songs such as the contradicting, lying, and shitty "Baby", "One Less Lonely Girl", and "One Time".

There have been reports of a penis in the pants, but a vagina in the voice box.

a: You know that Justine Beaver hasn't hit puberty yet?

b: You know that I mix him up with Miley Cyrus?

a: Doesn't everybody???

OR

a: OhEmGee! Who's the chick singing "baby, ooh baby" on the radio right now?

b: Oh ya know! Just Justine Beaver. She has nice pearly whites, pretty hair and a pair or bee ehhh yoo ti fool singing pipes!

Justine Beaver by Cassafrass72 April 21, 2010

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Justice Beaver

A well known crime fighting beaver...not to be confused with Justin Beiber.

Jim: Call Froggy 101, tell them that we're the tour manager for Justin Beiber and we're giving away free tickets.

Dwight: Who's Justice Beaver?

Jim: A Crime Fighting Beaver..?

Justice Beaver by iLLSMiTH March 13, 2011