A girl in disguise, using their diguise to become famous amongst other girls who were mean to "him" in early childhood.
by [Enter Clever Pseudonym Here] November 28, 2011
The ultimate archetype of everything that's wrong with the music industry. Country boy turned wannabe gangster. Succubus to legions of parasitic humanoids who feed off popularity, i.e tweens. Worshipped by armies of fans who wouldnt know a decent tune if it came up to them and slapped their face repeatedly with a wet fish. Also has a legion of haters who seem to realise this also. Doesn't know what Germany is. Has a weird crush on sex crazed Rihanna, exhibiting typical stalker behaviour. Is one of a growing number of music figures whose real talent is overshadowed by their ability to sell an image of 'the next big thing' (if any). A corporate tool for music companies who should get the hint and realise their marketable teenybopper trash is killing off what is left of decent music.
Dont you just want to punch Justin Bieber in the face when he states 'who wants to make out with me right now?' during his Never say Never video? I know I do...
by Firelovesugar April 09, 2011
Guy one: I was just listening to Justin Bieber!
Guy two: You mean that ninny-livered gorbellied newt?
Guy one: He's not a ninny-livered gorbellied newt!
Guy two: *pulls out gun* do you want to rephrase that?
Guy two: You mean that ninny-livered gorbellied newt?
Guy one: He's not a ninny-livered gorbellied newt!
Guy two: *pulls out gun* do you want to rephrase that?
by Idiots in Motion May 16, 2013
A squirrel in a blender.
by Windows10Hater November 30, 2013
The 18-year-old lesbian second coming of Donny Osmond, whose fans are pre-pubescent females possessing a secret insecurity about thier pubic hair.
Biebitch: Omggg! Justin Bieber is sooo hawt now! Look at the way he poses on the album cover of "Boyfriend".
Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.
Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.
Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!
Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.
Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.
Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!
by spideyrescue July 04, 2012
A creature native in Canada and Georgia. Has a high-pitched screech and feeds on screams of "Mrs. Biebers". Usually attracts 9-13 year old girls. Has a couple of well-known types of screeching, e.g. "One Time", "Somebody to Love", and of course, the all too popular "Baby".
by EmoPuppeh May 05, 2011
1) 5 year old kid who masquerades as a 17 year old boy, or girl. His god awful voice is heavily lauded by many teenage fangirls and prepubescent boys, and is hated by everyone else, AKA normal people. Mistakenly referred to as the best singer ever.
2) New nickname for losers.
3) The act of sucking.
2) New nickname for losers.
3) The act of sucking.
1) Stupid Teenage Fangirl: OMG JUSTEEN BEEBER IS THE GRATEST SINGAR EVA!!!11
Me:I'm surrounded by idiots.
2) *after winning a football game* Man, the other team is a bunch of Justin Bieber's.
3) Wow, my little brother Justin Bieber's at this game.
Me:I'm surrounded by idiots.
2) *after winning a football game* Man, the other team is a bunch of Justin Bieber's.
3) Wow, my little brother Justin Bieber's at this game.
by ThatJerkOverThere January 02, 2012