A perfect example of the problems facing modern society, Justin Bieber should be thrown down an inescapable hole in the ground containing the world's supply of paedophiles. This will eliminate two problems at once. No longer will the earth be plagued by this, what I strongly suspect is the often unheard true first horseman of the apocalypse - Bieber feaver. While sating the urges of otherwise dangerous people, and since Justin Bieber will never hit puberty, he will be a continuing source of satisfaction for them until such a time that eugenics can rid the world of "the Paedo gene". Or we could kill him.
Justin Bieber: (inaudible high pitch screeching)
8 year old girl: YEEEEYYY! Be my first Justin!
Normal person: God, where's the Taliban when you need
them?
8 year old girl: YEEEEYYY! Be my first Justin!
Normal person: God, where's the Taliban when you need
them?
by The Cockney Reaper January 16, 2011
Music without taste. Mostly auto-tuned and basically not real. Most girls seem to be obsessed with him, even though he is terrible at the only job he has to do-make music. And even when he fakes it (which is all the time) it still sounds awful.
(Horrible music playing in background)
Peter: Oh Jesus! What is this filth?
Daughter: O-M-G how do u not like dis music. This is well sick.
Peter: But it's not Bowie?
Daughter: Who?
Peter: You are no daughter of mine.
Daughter: O-M-G dad! It's Justin Bieber.
(Whilst i'm writing this, the word 'Bieber' has a squiggly red line underneath it. However unfair this world, there is atleast some satisfaction in that).
Peter: Oh Jesus! What is this filth?
Daughter: O-M-G how do u not like dis music. This is well sick.
Peter: But it's not Bowie?
Daughter: Who?
Peter: You are no daughter of mine.
Daughter: O-M-G dad! It's Justin Bieber.
(Whilst i'm writing this, the word 'Bieber' has a squiggly red line underneath it. However unfair this world, there is atleast some satisfaction in that).
by diamondmanizzle3 August 03, 2013
Doug! OMG! Thank you so much for getting me these JUstin Bieber tickets! These seats are right next to the stage! I can see him!
Yeah thats why I brought this gun.
Yeah thats why I brought this gun.
by Matt Spouse February 02, 2011
A gay (fe)male pop singer who, though 17, has not hit puberty yet. Loved for his looks, until he cut his hair. Has a problem with repeating himself and saying "Never" many times, though he claims he will "never say never."
by Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq March 15, 2011
by Majorleech April 13, 2011
With the demise of Ozobe and other shitty celeberties, comes Miley Cyrus and Jonas Brothers.
Now with this faggot, Jonas brothers and Miley Cyrus will die off really soon, which I, and other intelligent people would cheer and shout in victory only to grab our gun to blow our brains out knowing a new dirtbag arrived, and that is Justin Bieber.
His song "One Time" made me question my statement about how Jonas Brothers suck which also made me question that nothing is worse than Aqua/Ozone.
Now with this faggot, Jonas brothers and Miley Cyrus will die off really soon, which I, and other intelligent people would cheer and shout in victory only to grab our gun to blow our brains out knowing a new dirtbag arrived, and that is Justin Bieber.
His song "One Time" made me question my statement about how Jonas Brothers suck which also made me question that nothing is worse than Aqua/Ozone.
*Years ago*
Girl: OMFG! BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut.....the......fuck........up
*Years later*
Girl: OMFG! Justin Timberlake!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut...........the............fuck......up!
*years later*
Girl: OMFG! Hannah Montana is soooooooo pretty!
10 year old boy: She's SEXY!
Me: Must........resist...........genocide..........ugh........
*years later*
Girls: OMFG! NICK JONAS IS HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: He has Diabetes too :V
Girls: STFU!!!!!!! U JEALOZ CUZ HE IZ HAWT AND UR NAWT!!!!!!
Me: Like I want 10 year olds jacking off to me.
Girls: U A SINGLE VIRGIN LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Me: Oh, irony. Good thing my wife didn't give birth to a kid at this time......
*years later*
Girls: Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Fucking shitbag music spawns like horny jackrabbits with hormones in your food!
Girl: OMFG! BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut.....the......fuck........up
*Years later*
Girl: OMFG! Justin Timberlake!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Shut...........the............fuck......up!
*years later*
Girl: OMFG! Hannah Montana is soooooooo pretty!
10 year old boy: She's SEXY!
Me: Must........resist...........genocide..........ugh........
*years later*
Girls: OMFG! NICK JONAS IS HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: He has Diabetes too :V
Girls: STFU!!!!!!! U JEALOZ CUZ HE IZ HAWT AND UR NAWT!!!!!!
Me: Like I want 10 year olds jacking off to me.
Girls: U A SINGLE VIRGIN LOOOOOOOOOOOL
Me: Oh, irony. Good thing my wife didn't give birth to a kid at this time......
*years later*
Girls: Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Me: Fucking shitbag music spawns like horny jackrabbits with hormones in your food!
by Emnesity February 26, 2010
The reason why I don't listen to music anymore.
Justin Bieber has not hit puberty yet, and I am guessing he never will. As of this day, his "Justin Bieber Baby" Video is the most hated video on YouTube. He is such a pathetic queer. How fucking pathetic.
All of his music either have to do with girls or love (How fucking original). I ever meet Justin Bieber, I will smack the shit out of that idiosyncratic bastard.
Judging from his music, he is a fucking low-life 10 year old emo girl.
Justin Bieber has not hit puberty yet, and I am guessing he never will. As of this day, his "Justin Bieber Baby" Video is the most hated video on YouTube. He is such a pathetic queer. How fucking pathetic.
All of his music either have to do with girls or love (How fucking original). I ever meet Justin Bieber, I will smack the shit out of that idiosyncratic bastard.
Judging from his music, he is a fucking low-life 10 year old emo girl.
Mother: Woah, did you just hear that loud scream?
Son: Yea, it is just my sister, listening to Justin Bieber music.
Son: Yea, it is just my sister, listening to Justin Bieber music.
by CrashBndcoot121 January 18, 2011