junk show 

A person that is a walking disaster or that really needs to pull it together.

I was such a junk show because of my hangover, I couldn't get anything done.

junk show by squishee August 14, 2006

junk show 

see junk-show

We could start playing cards if that junk-show Travito showed up

junk show by Bret February 28, 2004

Junk Show 

A TV show showing a bunch of people who like to put their hands in a bucket of warm, black old motor grease.

In these kinda shows, they often, during some sort of a challange or competition, show some basic practical engineering deployed on some junk and turn it into something that does some kind of a job.

Junkyard Wars (USA), Scrapheap Challange (UK) and Monster Garage (USA), to name a few...
Sometimes cool, sometimes stupid but a pretty good method to loose some time staring at the TV, overall...

They would become obsolete anytime soon, just like the "Robot Arena" (and similar RC cars bashing formats) show has been whiped out of the small screen.

I wonder what they do with those freak machines after the Junk Show is over...

Junk Show by Todmeister June 28, 2007

junk-show 

pertaining to someone or something that hinders an opperation. Someone who does not have thier shit together. a scatterbrain, space caddett, an all out mess

What is with this junk show we have to go get krunk

Old head is the biggest junk-show on the plannet

junk-show by Bret February 28, 2004

junk-show 

Janky, janktified, worthless

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.

junk-show by BD February 26, 2004

junk shower 

n. - A shower that you take for the sole purpose of washing your nether regions. Many girls and metrosexual guys take a junk showers after a variety of activities such as sex, fooling around, using the bathroom, or just getting sweaty. Junk showers are essential to not smelling terrible.

1. "Dude, you smell terrible. Go get a junk shower and cancel your porno subscriptions."
2. "Wow, Tom is a really good kisser. I'm going to need a junk shower."
3. "I only take shits at home, because I have to take a junk shower afterward."

junk shower by johnvisera December 26, 2008

junkshow 

One who is a complete joke. ie. seriously awful person

Sarah is a Junkshow.

junkshow by gwm2 August 26, 2006