July 18

Slap a bitch day slap a bitch day is a day when a bitch say sum dome shit u can slap that hoe

Her: who closes the door on a bus

Me: you stupid bitch *slaps*
Her: uhh daddy

Her: y u do that

Me: it’s July 18

Gf: guess what day it is.
Bf:what
Gf: July 18, national send your boyfriend nudes day
Gf:sends nudes
Bf:😀👍

by Wononlongterms July 18, 2022

by Mlcg1 July 17, 2022

Your the cutest funniest shotty.Keep being you.I love you baby.

It’s my birthday
Did you know im cute and funny
July 18 is the best day to be born on

by Blank2.Blank3 December 3, 2021

July 18 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Reu: Hey! it's July 18 already!
Daryll: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
Reu: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022

Either the worst or the best person is born on this day. There is no in between. Either way, people born on this day are bad bitches

Person: Im born on July 18

You: Marry me

by Jam_jam630 November 10, 2021

Yo babe it's July 18th ima kiss you

by 111robbyron111 July 18, 2022