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A dude who cares deeply about his family and friends, but is easily distracted by shiny things, pussy, and loud rock music...Loves animals and protein shakes. Doesn't particularly care for politics, thinks there's something fishy about taxes in general, and would give his left nut for some fucking Froot Loops! Isn't afraid to drop a mother-fucker...or foot-chase a car-load of Vietnamese teenage gang-bangers.
Angeloney Baloney: "That dude seems real sweet...I bet he'd love some Froot Loops and a puppy!"

Tam Honks: "Absolutely! But he's a total Jozzy...likely would spin-kick the president unless you diffuse the situation with some Black Sabbath!"
by Jözzy Von Rökkenstein May 09, 2018
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