Jotolon

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Gay little fags who try to act hard as if they gangsta but deep down inside they some no-good dumb ass little punks who aint down for shit. Weak ass wankstas who claim to be hard but when shit pops off they be the first to split the scene instead of backing their shit up.

Type of dude you wouldn't want rolling with you anywhere because you know he'll be getting you into trouble and backing down when shit pops off. They are the type of people who get you jumped or shot. Eample: Jeremy Rios.

Jotolon by Cisco June 12, 2004

jotolon

a faget ass white boy that likes it in the ass

hey man look at that white jotolon take it up the ass what a faget!!!!!111

jotolon by vicgom pimp October 3, 2003

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Jotolon

A guy who owns a loud, slow ass truck, yet thinks he can beat everybody in a race. (His only mods are stickers)

Look at Eduardo, he thinks he's fast cause he drives a lowered truck, what a jotolon.

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Jovolonie

Quiet, yet so much to say. Shy, yet can be so hurtful. Careless and doesn’t ever put anything back to where it belongs.

The new guy in class is so Jovolonie.

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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