An Orange Jordan is named after acclaimed adventurer and United States Marine Daniel Jordan. His healthy take on an Old Fashion is simple and direct, like his take on life. 3 oz of whisky/rye/bourbon dash of biters and a touch of Grand Marnier. No sugar, no fruit, simply delicious.
Enjoy and Semper Fi
Enjoy and Semper Fi
by Deej6006 December 01, 2017
A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.
by Evan Cotton September 02, 2019
by Penis suck February 13, 2018
Kayla is a beautiful girl with a fat ass she gets all the niggas and got like hella hoes in her phone and she's not one to be played with cause she will slap a bitch.
by 👍🏽 March 13, 2017
Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
Jordan Blilie is one of the two vocalists of the now deceased band, 'The Blood Brothers'. He was featured throughout all of their albums, usually singing in a low, sexy voice or doing some pretty hard core screaming.
Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.
Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.
Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.
Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.
Boy to other boy: You're so thin! Like Jordan Blilie!
If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!
If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!
by Coffee Shit July 28, 2009
This dude plays for the Golden State Warriors of the NBA. He plays like the best player in the league at times, and sometimes he is a carpenter chucking up those bricks
"Look at Jordan Poole man, with the way he's playing, he can be the next Steph curry!"
"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."
"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."
by a to the k to the b March 02, 2022