Jon Jon

"If you from the hood you know any nigga named Jon Jon is dangerous. This nigga ain't no different. He got a metal plate and his jaw and he beat up a Pitbull. A lot of niggas ain't believe that, Specifically a nigga named jay. So he tried Jon Jon. Hit him right in his jaw. That nigga's hand was never the same". -The Hood Avatar

Jay: "Jon Jon Talking bout he gon slap the fuck outta me? okay lets see then.
Leland: You talking bout Jon Jon? The nigga who beat up a Pitbull with his bare hands and got a metal plate in his jaw.

by Tots_ March 12, 2022

Jon Jon

A man who is very handsome, has a great personality, has the ability to get a lot of girls, flirts a lot, many girls like and would love to get with, one of the nicest people you will ever meet, has a good sized penis, very funny and can make any type of person want to become friends with them.

"I'm such a loser, i wish i was a jon jon."

by Johnny Hobkins April 09, 2009

Jon Jon

man with metal plate in his jaw and fought a pitbull

"Jon Jon? You Talkin about that nigga with the metal plate in his jaw?"

"Fought a pitbull with his bare hands Jon Jon?"

by Sir. Sparky March 13, 2022

Jon Jon

Bad Rocket League Player

Man that guy's a trash ass Jon Jon

by Tayshi November 08, 2020

The Jon Jon

Being a whiney little bitch when having fun.

Dude lets go do something!
- Idk guys i'm really tired and my head hurts.
Really?
-Not tonight.
You are being a complete The Jon Jon.

by AppleEater123 July 12, 2011

Lil Jon Jon

Lil Jon Jon is a fat rapper from the planet Gawker and likes to beat indie music artists that are 5 years old and younger, they are all essential to Lil Jon Jon’s happiness.

Radom Guy: You hear the new Lil Jon Jon song
Big Chunky Guy: Yea it’s about beating 5 year olds who are indie artists.
Orphanage Owner: He burnt down my orphanage too

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 28, 2023

lil Jon Jon

The most annoying lil fucker in all of eastmeck

/Doesn’t know what dickrider means
/SoundCloud rapper

“Yo is that lil jon jon ?”

“Yo shut up he might hear us and come over here”

by Jon jon enthusiast November 02, 2022