Joint Custody

When one nigga wont pass the joint to the other nigga...

Joint Custody by TiiingTiiing April 8, 2010

Joint custody

When you've had a bad day and bust into your stoner friend's house and snatch the joint from his or her hand you are then said to have joint custody.

Who's got joint custody now??!

Joint custody by Farle77 July 22, 2010

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Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.

Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"

Joint Custody by Amy911 October 20, 2017

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Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff

"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"

Joint custody by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

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joint custody

when 2 ppl pay for a joke

yeah we went to the disco together we got joint custody

joint custody by rattimeaf July 20, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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