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Joint custody

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When you've had a bad day and bust into your stoner friend's house and snatch the joint from his or her hand you are then said to have joint custody.
Who's got joint custody now??!
Joint custody by Farle77 July 22, 2010
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Joint Custody

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When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.
Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
Joint Custody by Amy911 October 20, 2017
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Joint custody

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When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff
"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"
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joint custody

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when 2 ppl pay for a joke
yeah we went to the disco together we got joint custody
joint custody by rattimeaf July 20, 2021
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No Surprises Wedding

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A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang 

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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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