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Johnny, The 

The Johnny is a film set for release in 2008. It tells of a group of sixth formers from a school in Liverpool who discover a swing at the local park that looks like a rolled up condom. The swing, which the 6th formers refer to as "The Johnny", is the source of many good times including trying to get 8 people on the swing at the same time. One day the 6th formers turn up at the park to find their beloved Johnny has been taken away. The film follows them as they learn to live with their loss.

The masterpiece, writen by P.Quinn, is to be directed by Martin Scorsese.

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The swing is eventually returned to them, meaning the whole focus of the film (watching them learn to live with their loss)is pointless. If the film is successful, a sequel is already planned, to be named either:

The Johnny Returns
Episode 2: The return of the Johnny (pronounce John-i for this title only)
The Johnny 2 - This time its personal.

It is unknow what the plot of the sequel will be although writer P. Quinn says the film will have "sexy consequences".

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Johnny, The
The Johnny - story of Sixth Formers and their swing.
Johnny, The by P. Quinn October 25, 2006
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Johnny-on-the-spot

A person who is on hand and ready to perform a service or respond to an emergency; An unusually alert fellow who is capable of decisive action, seizing an opportunity.
When you need help, call me and I will be your Johnny-on-the-spot" "Oooh, thank you, girl!
Johnny-on-the-spot by GJ's April 24, 2011

Johnny On The Spot 

Being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable
When the firefight starts, you have to be my Johnny on the Spot with the ammo.
Johnny On The Spot by Jeff K August 7, 2005

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac 

A 7 issue comic book series created by Jhonen Vasquez, following the life of a mentally unstable and tormented man, named Johnny.
Now, Johnny C. (Nny for short) talks to his inner voices reflected in inanimate objects, goes on many philosophical rants, terrorizes his little neighbor and most of all: kills people. A lot of people. Though most of his victims seem to have deserved their gory fate, as the story progresses, Nny seems to loose his focus and kills for rather petty reasons. Well now, I won’t ruin the plot for you. Read it for yourself.

The nature of the humor (Yes, this is in fact a very humorous series) is of course, rather dark, with ironic puns and most of all; satire.
" Hey, did you read the last issue of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?"

" Dear Diary,
Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if maybe, there really is something wrong with me." - Nny

johnny-on-the-spot

Something, or some person performing an action in precise manner as expected by another party.

Being on time or in the correct place.
Hector, You were hella johnny-on-the-spot with those fries when I got the munchies.
johnny-on-the-spot by Rafi R January 6, 2008

Johnny the Homocidal Maniac 

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is a comic made by Jhonen Vasques, who also made Invader Zim, Squee, and many more. It revolves around a man named Johnny. C (Or Nny, pronounced Knee) who is indeed a Homicidal Maniac. He tends to kill those who irritate him in the slightest (For turning the BrainFreezy machine off at 2AM). He resides in the house number 777. A single story house with a maze of a basement, filled with torture devices and bodies to fill them. He kills his victims and drains them of there blood for painting a wall, in which case if he doesn’t the 'thing' will escape. Johnny is plagued by voices named Nailbunny, Mr. Fuck, and Phycodoughboy. Nailbunny representing the closest thing Nny has to a voice of reason, Mr. Fuck tends to tell Nny to just kill himself and get it all over with, while Phyco tends to tell Nny to go out and kill someone else and feed his wall. Later in the comics Nny ends up dead taking a trip to heaven and hell and finding them to his distaste. Also learning that he is a 'wastelock' something that takes up all the human negativity and filters it. He is sent back to earth with this information and doubts weather it was real or just some dream. Nny then starts for trying to find freedom by not feeling, in which a new voice tried to make Johnny Feel. Its a wondrous little comic with an interesting message laid in think with the blood.
Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is an good book to read

The thicc johnny 

when johnny's ass explodes because owen put a fucking explosive device in it
"Did you hear that owen pulled a thicc johnny?" The Thicc Johnny
The thicc johnny by skxeptikz January 11, 2021
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