John Marshall

The ultimate dad

Drake: OMG is that John Marshall coming down the street in his sexy truck?
Anybody else: Yah he’s such a dad

John Marshall by Lskjjsjssjskosos December 1, 2019

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John Marshall Fundamental High School

A school in Pasadena, CA that has many hot hispanic girls. This school also has many emos and wannabe gangsters.

John Marshall Fundamental High School has many false claimers.

John Marshall Fundamental High School by Guccibeltnigga782 September 2, 2023

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John Marshall Elementary

The most hood school there ever was. Located in Wausau, Wisconsin JM plays host to the most vicious games of tackle football east of the Mississippi. World renowned for the tremendous amount of gangsta ass G's it produces. If you went to John Marshall Elementary you know what's up.

teacher: Welcome to middle school! What school do you come from?
new kid: John Marshall Elementary
teacher: Here's my lunch money, just don't hurt me!

John Marshall Elementary by Three sheets to the wind March 14, 2010

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John Marshall High School

A high school in Rochester, Minnesota. Often referred to as the 'ghetto school' because it has more students from middle class families than the other two main high schools in town.

"Hey, so where do you go to school?"
"John Marshall High School."
"Haha! The ghetto school?"
"Yup."

John Marshall High School by animebat13 April 9, 2010

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John Marshall Highschool

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022

John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.

John Marshall Highschool by Something_Strange June 7, 2024

prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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