John Rivers

A tranny, typically of African American descent, that enjoys DUBSTEP and little girls.

In a chat room:

Person 1: <Asks for nudes>
Person 2: He's such a John Rivers!
Person 3: Let's block him.

by ChingyChong August 14, 2011

John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

by director of pimperations July 17, 2014

st johns river

Is a very polluted lake that only you would dare to swim

Hey Jordan have you swam in the St. John’s river? Jordan: hell no thats filled with trash St johns river is crazy

by https://web.roblox.com/catalog October 23, 2017

Saint Johns River Community College

Place where you lose your soul. Forever.

Saint Johns River Community College

by Meowcat1234 October 03, 2011