John Rivers 

A tranny, typically of African American descent, that enjoys DUBSTEP and little girls.

In a chat room:

Person 1: <Asks for nudes>
Person 2: He's such a John Rivers!
Person 3: Let's block him.

John Rivers by ChingyChong August 14, 2011

Reverse John Deere 

When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.

I harvested the corn last night doing the reverse John Deere with Sara

Reverse John Deere by Mitch Briggs December 31, 2020

John's river face 

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

John's river face by director of pimperations July 17, 2014

reverse john wick 

When a dog kills a human, so a human starts murdering all the dogs associated with it. So like John Wick in Reverse.

Theres this fucking retarded dog going around shooting other dogs.

Oh so its a reverse john wick then right?

reverse john wick by 1962 August 25, 2018