A tranny, typically of African American descent, that enjoys DUBSTEP and little girls.
In a chat room:

Person 1: <Asks for nudes>
Person 2: He's such a John Rivers!
Person 3: Let's block him.
by ChingyChong August 11, 2011
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To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.
by director of pimperations July 17, 2014
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Is a very polluted lake that only you would dare to swim
Hey Jordan have you swam in the St. John’s river? Jordan: hell no thats filled with trash St johns river is crazy
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