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John Davis 

Strong male figure, usually attracts many women. John Davis sleeps around with hundreds of women, but they all know about each other and still love him. He can call any woman to him by giving her a certain look. His eyes draw you in, and when you fall......you cant get back up. He will sleep with almost any woman who has a huge ass and normally he goes for women who all work in the same building cause he likes the convenience. John Davis plays the field. John Davis cares about himself ,and doesn't care about the women he hurts.
George: Dude you mind if I date your sister?
Brad: Yes,I do ....I've seen how you dog women.

George: Dude ,you know me..
Brad: and your nothing but the John Davis of this office building!!! Sally told me how you treated her.You can't date my sister!

Sally: Brad ,I am so hurt right now.
Brad: Why whats wrong
Sally: I went out on a date with George friday night and he was such a John Davis! He kept pawing me, and checking out other women. So disrespectful!
John Davis by JDean8241 June 29, 2011
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John Davis 

a common excuse to any of life's problems. John Davis is used to take the blame for any unclaimed actions. John Davis does not have to be present to be accounted for his actions.
Teacher: Who changed the background of the computer?

**Class pauses for awkward silence**
Unnamed student: John Davis.
John Davis by Wesley Preston January 6, 2010

JohnDavid 

A Kind hearted boy who likes to flirt but not always he gets in trouble a lot and has weird friends but all the girls love him he can be annoying and confusing but he makes you laugh in the process he might show his love for you at any random time and he is easy to fall for most johns have brown hair.
JohnDavid is so Confusing and annoying but I still live him
JohnDavid by Imhereforyoname February 1, 2017

johndavid217 

JohnDavid217 is a kind hearted bloke. He has a mustache that would make Shakespeare turn an eye.
If one is lucky enough to speak to JohnDavid217 you will feel a warmth in your heart and soul.
Nitrozity: "I'm super bored I need someone entertaining to talk to"
Kenny: "How about JohnDavid217?"
JohnDavid217: "Im here, hey"
johndavid217 by XV Mods September 26, 2018

Jondavisphobia

Being physically and mentally repulsed by Korns lead singer Jon Davis
“What’s your phobia?”

“It’s jondavisphobia”

“What’s that?”

“I have an overwhelming fear of Jon Davis.”
Jondavisphobia by anonymous November 26, 2023

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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