Getting slammed (shot) from behind when your not looking (usually used in online video games). The cheapest way to get a kill since your opponent has no idea where you are and does not have a chance to fight back.
WTF! That fag, Kevin, john wayned me two times already... what a noobmuffin. Chuck, this kid blows at every game thats involves controllers. At least Tim, Chris, and Mark don't crouch around the whole level and then camp in the back behind the soda machines... what a homo.
by T. Smizzle August 21, 2006
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Shitting yourself the having to walk in a cowboy-esque fashion
I shit myself last night and had to John Wayne it all the way home!
by Croft and Morris June 6, 2005
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Verb. To Stick your chin in the air, feel the stubble, and let people know who you are. Lets people know how much better you are than them.

Not to be confused with sticking your nose in the air. The Chin lets people know your important.
I John Wayned the Dr. the day I came out of my mom's Vagina. I looked at him and said put me back.

by John Wayning September 6, 2008
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The sexual manouever in which the penis is inserted into the anal cavity of the receiving party, thus widening the sphincter. The receiver of the 'John Wayne' will, if the manouever is performed correctly and with the appropriate equipment and vigour, be unable to walk with great ease. Their legs shall be bowed and walk as a cowboy, or John Wayne, does
Man, I just John Wayne'd that bitch and now look at her! She's moseying like a fuckin' cowboy!
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
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As in "take a John Wayne".
To poop.
Derivative of dookie, to dook (or duke). Since John Wayne is "The Duke", taking a John Wayne is taking a crap.
Dude, I have to drop a sweet Wayne.
Well, I have to go meet John Wayne.
by mug663 December 23, 2006
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A rash on your inner thighs caused by sweating and them rubbing together that causes you to walk like John Wayne.
Man, I got John Wayne like a motherfucker after work last night.
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1) An overrated actor that starred in a lot of shitty western movies. Can be compared to Tom Cruise. See asshole.

2) The antichrist.

3) A closet homosexual. The typical man of his era.

4) A man that has caused gays around the world to deposit on their computer screens. Their cum target. I hope he's fucking proud of himself. Whatta slut.

5) A derrogatory term, used on someone who likes western movies and enjoys listening to Johnny Cash.
"A picture of John Wayne is not a Mirror!!!!"

"You like western movies? Fag. Go fuck a horse, John Wayne."

"I'm glad John Wayne is dead."
by Tasty Ballsweat October 28, 2007
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