A moronic wrestler. Every girl thinks he's hot. With his fake moves and wiggerish ways. He's just a scum who can't wrestle for shit.
Doesn't that wigger over there remind you of John Cena with his fakeness?
by Hi-Ya Zip February 09, 2009
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Just the worst wrestler ever.He is currently injured cause he got frucked up on a simple hip toss,which was probably for the best.I mean,he only uses a total of 5 very crappy moves.FU=Modified body slam/firemans carry,STFU=Gloryfied STF,Shoulder Block=A running shoulder,5 Knuckle Shuffle=A punch to the face,and a Clothesline=A clothesline.His fans,or "Chain Gang/Lame Gang/Gang Bang Soldiers" are all fat ugly chicks or ten year old boys.He disgraced two title belts,he has a lame gimmick (wigger/rapper/marine).He uses three lines that are so gay,but he uses them as an Insult.And worst of all,he just wouldn't lose the title.I am Chile PAC from Yahoo! Answers,be sure to rant and rave to me all you want so I can laugh at your bad grammar and ridiculously stupid comebacks such as "suck my dick" and "yo momma" or,my personnal favorite "yo jus jeulos cuz he batta that u gay bich".
Jerry "The King" Lawler:Oh My God J.R,John Cena awfully sucks.PUPPIES!

J.R:Tell me something I don't know,King.GO SOONERS!
by Chile Santiago December 08, 2007
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One of the worst wrestlers in the WWE. Only marks and fanboys like him. No technical input in his matches. Bad gimmick. Bad Rapper.
John Cena is the Great Khali of Raw.
by Rotten Core515 August 24, 2006
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Really crappy wrestler. His gimmick is a white rapper/some army guy!?!? Don't understand. Any match he is in you know he is booked to win. Don't think he will win Wrestlemania 24 though since he has a movie to promote.
John Cena beat Mark Henry in an arm wrestling match? wtf
by velociraptor March 24, 2008
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The current WWE Champion. John Cena's in ring abilty is horrible, and every time he steps into the ring he does the same damn thing. He has been pushed as a Superman, and has a rediculous Win/Loss record. He beats everyone at everything just because Vince thinks he's great. His fans are all either mentally challenged women or children, or homosexual men. Cena Haters (A.K.A Intellectuals) know that every time he defends his title, no matter who it is, he will retain. He has had almost every major character in WWE either tap or lose to him, just because he's Vince's bitch. He is the only wrestler I wish injury or death upon, because he is the reason wrestling is deteriorating.
Cena Fan: OMG YAY JOHN CENA!11!!

Intellectual: Shut up you blastphemous tit, you're just a stupid mark who knows nothing about wrestling.
by SMSmartMark June 22, 2007
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John Cena just blew the entire gay WWE roster.

by rohfan4life May 10, 2008
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John Cena is a fake gangster wrestler who thinks he is cool because he has people write raps for him... man thats takes skill... faggot... the FU man that huts i can give it to my grandma and she will laugh at me then spit in my face cause i am not cool. John Cena is openly gay and had a life changing expirence when he was in prision.
John Cena likes big balls in his mouth
by Matt Rago July 15, 2006
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