Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex
A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
by Eddie Lizzard December 09, 2013
typically used to describe a very fat woman who likes to pretend about going to a mental health hospital
by Kaplokatarian Sloach September 17, 2022
When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.
Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.
by 142backdoor69 April 06, 2016
Girl 1: what were you doing last night
Girl 2: I was fucking Joey, I felt like I was in heaven
Girl 1: I wish I could fuck Joey
Girl 2: it's amazing
Girl 2: I was fucking Joey, I felt like I was in heaven
Girl 1: I wish I could fuck Joey
Girl 2: it's amazing
by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny March 30, 2023
Same as Donkey Punch, but in Australia.
by Sarcia26 July 19, 2019
Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.
by Jellyfish998 October 05, 2017
A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.
I am Joey Guzzle
by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021