a guy who treats girls with no respect and will play them until they have their hearts broken
wow, that guy JOE played with my heart and lied about how he felt about me
by legend19 September 3, 2017
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That expensive stuff that people sell at starbucks. Its a brown, liquid substance and some people put milk and sugar into it. It has a curious effect that arouses people and makes them hyper for hours at a time when consumed.
I have a test tomorrow. Since I gotta stay up to study, I'm gonna run across the street to get a cup of joe.
by bassmaster May 19, 2005
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The sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He makes really good memes and has the best jokes. His eyes are the coolest shade of blue and stand out so much. But if you stare it will be obvious you like him and then its awkward. Easy to fall in love with, hard to fall out of it.
oml joe is so amazing and funny wowowowowowow
by Augdude March 11, 2018
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A guy who will treat you like a goddess while you're dating but then break up with you over text
Girl: is that Joe?
Boy: NEVER date him!! He's a giant asshole!
by Broken-hearted bombshell February 20, 2017
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Nice guy but don't ask who he is
Dude 1: Ninja died of ligma

Dude 2: Really, im sorry for your lost but did you know joe died

Dude 1: I was just joking about Ninja but who is Joe?

Dude 2: JOE MAMA Ba dum chi, ha you get it? yo mama but its Joe mama, ah ok ima stop talking to the mirror
by Memelordx101 October 8, 2019
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The ultimate faggot. AKA the hole on the top of your penis. He likes men and is also known as HomoJoe.
Wow you've got a massive joe. You're a fucking Joe..
by anskjffhiobacusbuacsacs March 8, 2017
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A Joe is when a person is playing the popular Football game "FIFA" on either the PS3 or Xbox 360, where you pass the ball directly to your defender from a Goal Kick and lose the ball to the opponent and they score a goal. Normally, the person who conceded the goal also continues to moan on about how it's unfair and you must give them a goal back, despite the fact that it was their fault.
by Dheano August 15, 2010
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