He is probably the owner of the biggest dick in the world. Such a cool guy that can easily eat any girl he wants.
Has a lot os muscles and, is the opposite of simp.
Cant compare Joao Vasco to any existing name or adjective, more than all, WONDERFULL
Has a lot os muscles and, is the opposite of simp.
Cant compare Joao Vasco to any existing name or adjective, more than all, WONDERFULL
by Carlos da Maia October 25, 2020
An absolute baller of a full-back. Is very good at BOTH left-back and right-back. Is very good defensively and offensively and plays passes like Kevin De Bruyne.
person 1: Did you see Joao Cancelo's performance against Monchengladbach in the first leg of the Champions League?
person 2: I can't think of a better full-back right now!
person 2: I can't think of a better full-back right now!
by AYoutubeNomad March 22, 2021
by dpgcsmmhprjg March 24, 2021
A NERDY SQUIDWARD THAT LOVES JULIO. HE HAS A STALKER NAMED JULIO AND IS REALLY TRY HARD IN VIDEO GAMES. HE LOVES CATS AND WHALES. HE LOVES TOO WATCH SPONGEBOB WITH JULIO. SQUIDWARDS RULE!
by JULIO COSTA October 29, 2018
Probably the guy with the biggest dick in the whole world.
He is tall, skinny and puts all the other dicks to shame.
Listens to white portuguese rappers. He's favourite one is SippinPurp.
He is tall, skinny and puts all the other dicks to shame.
Listens to white portuguese rappers. He's favourite one is SippinPurp.
Example:
*walking in the beach*
boy1: "Who made this long trail in the sand between the legs"
boy2:"Probably was a Joao Pereira with his dick outside his trousers..."
*walking in the beach*
boy1: "Who made this long trail in the sand between the legs"
boy2:"Probably was a Joao Pereira with his dick outside his trousers..."
by bruno Diferent March 31, 2022
Usually a very chill bro. Likes to have some homosexual attitudes at some moments. He's known to be a faggot among his homies even though he looks very masculine. Usually a fat person
by NibbbaFgt December 4, 2017
Well do u see the most op thing in the dimension , this is even more powerfull.
He can atrack all females of the universe with just his sexual look he can destroy the universe with is gigantic universe destroyer dick he will also drink a lot and get druged often
He can atrack all females of the universe with just his sexual look he can destroy the universe with is gigantic universe destroyer dick he will also drink a lot and get druged often
by Mujuik December 23, 2016