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Jiptrout 

When someone acts like a brown trout and gives you jip but to act like a brown trout you must be considered the most ignorant person in that area
Man 1: See thon boy over there he's nothin but a brown trout
Man 2: Aye ano he gives people some amount o jip high
Man 1: Fawkin Jiptrout
Jiptrout by Borland March 19, 2013
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Jon "JonTron" Jafari is an accredited internet phenom who has famously done many video game reviews including Daikatana and Bubsy. He is known for his obsession with Banjo Kazooie. He has a pet robot-bird named Jacques. Most recently he has worked with Egoraptor on a new youtube channel called GameGrumps.
JonTron aaaaaain't havin' that shit.
JonTron by BoopinAssUsername December 6, 2012
Cape Afrikaans slang for prostitute
1. A women who give sexual favors in return for monetary or social gain
2. A cheap whore
3. A women who is very loose
Jou ma is n 5bop Jintoe-Your mother is a 50cent whore
Jintoe by MikeJones2 December 14, 2009
A guy whose name consists of Jin, and Tao that sounds different but is really the first name. It is 2 syllables long, and contains 6 letters. If you divide 6 by 2 you get 3, and that means his name in total has 3 words: Jintao (middle name) Wu. Of course, considering the way his name sounds, he is asian, not to mention azn.
"Who keeps making this shit up about me? And only one definition?!" - Jintao, AKA xBreeze.

JonTron Hootenannie 

The act of a white man having sex with someone who isn't Caucasian, purely to risk the woman becoming pregnant to "taint" the white Gene Pool with african american DNA.
If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!

Hu Jintao 

Hu Jintao is the current president of China. President Hu is different from previous rulers in that he emphasis on peaceful raise and harmonies society. Under Hu, China has been further transformed from a poor third world country to a potential first world superpower. There are concern, as always, of human rights issue and violations under his rule.
-Noob who doesn't understand politics: "Yeah Hu Jintao sucks, because he's a communist so China sucks because it's a communist nation. And yeah, I just generalize 1.3 billion people."
-Some with even half a brain responds: "Why don't YOU try to govern 1.3 billion Chinese with 56 distinctive ethnic groups, with 292 living languages and 1 extinct language (Jurchen), and the world most populous nation with poverty still a problem."
-The sarcastic responder: "If only voting and freedom of speech can magically generate wealth, food, and improve the economy"
Hu Jintao by Aresaresares March 22, 2011