A contraction of the words "did you ever", often used by people in conversation without being corrected. If you pay close attention in any conversation, you will catch this phrase replacing word. Jever is the "Bigfoot" of the English language. You'll never actually see it, but you'll hear it all the time.
Hey Joel... Jever take a dump and not have to wipe?
Jever notice how Mack always conveniently leaves his wallet at home when we go out to eat!?
Jever go to the girls softball game and see Ceni and Tuna coaching their asses off?
Uncertain future-oriented direction, perpendicular to both North and South. Years from now it will be used to describe the direction of the flying saucers (or whatever other flying objects in existance). Author of the term: TTT.
Did you ever? More proof of the trend towards less intelligible language until it's all up for grabs. You can spell your name "S-m-i-t-h" and pronounce it "Janopski" if you want to (thank you George Carlin).
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.