Jesus' sake 

When annoying guys are bugging you and your boyfriend of why you didn't change your Facebook relationship status

"for jesus' sake! Just because we didn't change our Facebook status doesn't mean it's the end of the world..."

Jesus' sake by Bambiloverzz October 28, 2011

jesusmaker 

Refers to Jagermeister. More specifically, the courage or feelings of invincibility that can accompany consuming Jagermeister. One feels more "Godlike".

I drank a fifth of jesusmaker and woke up in a ditch with no pants on.

jesusmaker by drew buryme June 12, 2009

Holy JesusCakes! 

An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.

Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.

Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!

Holy JesusCakes! by Piss T. Aker January 2, 2010

objective.jesussave.us 

A fake (yet very well disguised) "Christian propoganda" site designed to make Christians look like fools.

I laughed at objective.jesussave.us today.

objective.jesussave.us by buddychrist May 13, 2005

objective.jesussave.us 

a horrible propaganda site run by xtian freaks with a highly poserish band called "Zounds". don't forget the 4Kidz section with lambuel and his xtian pals.

hi kids! today's super-hip tip for cool kids is reading the bible and objective.jesussave.us!

objective.jesussave.us by techfury90 January 10, 2005