Jesus' sake

When annoying guys are bugging you and your boyfriend of why you didn't change your Facebook relationship status

"for jesus' sake! Just because we didn't change our Facebook status doesn't mean it's the end of the world..."

Jesus' sake by Bambiloverzz October 28, 2011

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jesusmaker

Refers to Jagermeister. More specifically, the courage or feelings of invincibility that can accompany consuming Jagermeister. One feels more "Godlike".

I drank a fifth of jesusmaker and woke up in a ditch with no pants on.

jesusmaker by drew buryme June 12, 2009

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Holy JesusCakes!

An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.

Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.

Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!

Holy JesusCakes! by Piss T. Aker January 2, 2010

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objective.jesussave.us

A fake (yet very well disguised) "Christian propoganda" site designed to make Christians look like fools.

I laughed at objective.jesussave.us today.

objective.jesussave.us by buddychrist May 13, 2005

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objective.jesussave.us

a horrible propaganda site run by xtian freaks with a highly poserish band called "Zounds". don't forget the 4Kidz section with lambuel and his xtian pals.

hi kids! today's super-hip tip for cool kids is reading the bible and objective.jesussave.us!

objective.jesussave.us by techfury90 January 10, 2005

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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