jesus freak

Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!

Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!

Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!

Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!

Kool Guy: Kool!

by Stan Lightsaber April 25, 2006

Jesus Freak

A Jesus Freak is someone like me! ; a freak who loves Jesus!!!:D WOOOO!

Friend: much happen this weekend?
Jesus Freak: met Jesus!
Friend: o, so ur like a Jesus Freak or sumin?
Jesus Freak: yep, a freaky jesus freak :D
Friend: - I can tollerate u being a christian, but dont b tryin to convert me n stuff ;P
Jesus Freak: ha-yer,dont worry -its ur choice if u ever wanna ask me anything
Friend: fat chance! :D

by TheJesusFreak January 23, 2009

jesus freak

A conceited, self righteous, homophobe who professes a
beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.

An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.

Bob: "Look at that Jesus Freak picketing the gay bar,I bet he's a closet homo!"

by jsd9632 May 30, 2011

Jesus Freak

A born again Christian who lives their whole life completely for Jesus Christ who first died for us. A Jesus freak is not ashamed of their belief and love for God. God is number one in a Jesus freak's life. A Jesus freak is totally on fire for God and just wants to spread the love of Jesus Christ.

I am 16 years old and I am a TOTAL Jesus freak and not ashamed of it because Jesus has given me more than anyone else ever could.

I don't really care if you label me a Jesus freak...There ain't no disguising the truth!

by On_Fire_For_God July 22, 2006

jesus freak

jay carb.

no more needs to be said.

good god, if i have to hear one more thing about how his life is a walk with god from that jesus freak jay carb, i might just die!

by hmmmm... May 5, 2005

Jesus Freak

A born again Christian who lives their whole life completely for Jesus Christ who first died for us. A Jesus freak is not ashamed of their belief and love for God. God is number one in a Jesus freak's life. A Jesus freak is totally on fire for God and just wants to spread the love of Christ.

I am 16 years old and I am a TOTAL Jesus freak and not ashamed of it because Jesus has given me more than anyone else ever could.

I don't really care if they label me a Jesus Freak...There ain't no disguising the truth! ;)

by On_Fire_For_God July 23, 2006

Jesus Freak

A old male or woman (mostly woman) who is obsessed with jesus christ. They act like this because they know they are dying soon. They have lots of jesus clothes, they talk about jesus all the time, they go to church every day it’s held at their local church, and they have bible verses and crosses all over the house.

I am christian but i don’t like jesus freaks. they are just annoying.

Wow, Crystal is such a jesus freak.

I know. She has a cross on her neck and she even tried getting her son glenn out of jail by talking all this religious stuff.

by theaidsman1776 July 10, 2023