Jesusd (c. 4 BC – AD 30 or 33), also referred to as Jesus Christ or Jesus of Nazareth (among other names and titles), was a first-century Jewish preacher and religious leader.10 He is the central figure of Christianity, the world's largest religion. Most Christians believe he is the incarnation of God the Son and the awaited Messiah (the Christ) prophesied in the Hebrew Bible.
Person A: Have you heard of our Great God and Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Person B: Sorry brother, I'm Muslim, I don't believe that he's the Son Of God, Instead I believe he's a messenger.
Person A: It's alright man, We can share our difference's, As long as we get along and don't get into religious argument's.
Person B: Assalamu Alaykum
Person A: Wa-Allaku-Ill-Salam
Person B: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
by HyperBinarysツ November 22, 2022
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Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.
Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!
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Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.
Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.
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A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.
While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"
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