An ancient God, who ruled over the Earth and gave very sexist prophecies. He believed that women belonged in the kitchen, while the men ruled over them.
"Make me a sandwich." The first words Jerry ever said to a woman
by Alexandrove February 29, 2012
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Hi. :) i will talk to you about my Jerry. Well mmm...he's a tall dude with dark-brown curly hair. He has dark-brown eyes & sexy lips. He likes to skate. He loves cars.

~He's reckless~

He has an amazing personality. He can be your boyfriend & best-friend at the same time. He will always be there for you. When he falls in love with someone ,oh my, he will do everything possible to make that special girl happy.

He's cute & huggable;kisses well. He's perfect for cuddling. Lol.

I love him.

If you want a bf or a bff look for a Jerry.
Lol, an example? Meeeh...no. Get to know a Jerry & you'll see :)
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A "Jerry", or calling someone "Jerry" who's government name is not in fact Jerry is often seen as a sign of respect, and in many circles, a unparalleled badge of honor. Variations and mutations of the name Jerry melded with that of a commonly known celebrity, athlete, or cultural reference, are also viewed to be a symbolic form of admiration.
Jerry-atric, (Old Jerry)
Jerry Senifeld, (Funny Jerry)
Jerry-co Cotchrey, (Athletic Jerry)
by Jerry Angelo January 14, 2010
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Neanderthalic chant that is heard from the audience or fans of Jerry Springer. Always repeated for emphasis when something wacky and zany is going to happen...like a cat fight.
Floozy #1 She gots ta gets away from my man!
Floozy #2 No, I ain't gonna, he's mine!
Jerry Springer: Uh oh...sounds like trouble!
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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A shortened form of "Germans" that wasn't really any shorter but was a bit easier to say. You can't really say "Gers" so it became "Jerries". Not necessarily a racial slur, but Germans may take offense to this.
Bill: "Hey lookit the Germans makin hot dogs over there."

Frank: "Refer to them as 'jerries', please."
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WWI term used by the British Amry to refer to a German.
Here comes Jerry Bastard!
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
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