by shequisha March 11, 2007
A fusion of socal and norcal lingo most often used to describe objects of particular disdain. The phrase's origins can be traced to the University of California, Berkeley campus where students of the chemical engineering discipline employed the phrase to commiserate about their sad, sad lives.
Scottkoss: Guys!! I had the worst dream last night!
Terrykoss: what happened?
Scottkoss: It was awful! I dreamt I went to college only to have 8am class every day with long ass problem sets that kept me from having any sort of social life!
....*silence*.....
Gregkoss: dude that's hella jenky
Terrykoss: the average on our midterm was 20/100 with a standard deviation of 25.
Gregkoss: wait... what?
Scottkoss: that's hella jenky broski
Terrykoss: what happened?
Scottkoss: It was awful! I dreamt I went to college only to have 8am class every day with long ass problem sets that kept me from having any sort of social life!
....*silence*.....
Gregkoss: dude that's hella jenky
Terrykoss: the average on our midterm was 20/100 with a standard deviation of 25.
Gregkoss: wait... what?
Scottkoss: that's hella jenky broski
by Jabronator March 1, 2010
the reiteration of the adjective or phrase "jenky" by an individual attempting to use it correctly in many circumstances.
see also Ling Ling (individual self defined in above definition)
I feel so jenky with this jenky ass outfit. Who the fuck is this jenky as nigga?
See also jenkam
I feel so jenky with this jenky ass outfit. Who the fuck is this jenky as nigga?
See also jenkam
by Ling Ling and Mellow December 1, 2010
Something you text your friends after 12 to 30 Vodka and whatevers, and subsequently get made fun of for the following week or two.
by Drunk Idiot February 9, 2005
The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again.
I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.
I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.
Hey Billy, do you want to go to prom with me?
Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!
Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!
by Bwillo March 26, 2011
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