jenkem

When someone says something that cannot possibly be true, because it is inherently bullshit .

Dave: "Marcus was telling me about some kids who ferment their own faeces and inhale the gas to get high. He said it's called jenkem."

Callum: "Sounds like a load of Jenkem to me mate."

by man room April 27, 2010

jenkem

This is a highly halluconigenic drug. Generally, it is used to Optimize Goatsex with a Bindi who has yhis.
Primarily, it is sold in Goatssechsschyre for the price of two Korean BJs and a dollar.

Shit whitey, I just got so damn high off of jenkem. It really was the bee's knees.

by Joey Orgler 2 November 28, 2007

jenkem

poop and pee dat ferments into a balloon and then sucked in by de user. also known as butt hash. literally good shit.

i was so high after i sucked dat jenkem

by balloon boozer December 3, 2007

jenkem

to do jenkem unto someone unexpectedly.
to crap all over someone's face and/or body.

dude, u gonna jenkem him?
dude, let's jenkem him.

by vmikeydet08 November 28, 2007

Keg Jenkem

When you huff the gas mixture out of a keg to get a nice head rush. Est. 2010 Rowan

Rick was drunk and the keg was empty so he pressed the top for a hit of keg jenkem.

by Rick the Brick October 15, 2010

Camal Jenkem

Camal jenkem was invented by Dan and John jr of nextgenwalkthroughs and wikigameguides. It is a drug used mostly in Colorado and the Middle East, it is made with the urine and feces of camals, and left to ferment in a jar. Camal jenkem turns 90% of people into ri-tards, but 10 % of camal jenkem users recieve super powers.

Chad regularly inhales camal jenkem and now hes a ri-tard.

by The_Ladder_Goat October 19, 2010

sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

by big cu November 13, 2007