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Jemae is a charismatic girl who is funny, sexy. She has beautiful hair but always dresses like she just woke up. A 'Jemae' is a very aggressive person. Jemae's are usually 'wild beasts' in the sheets and will keep you coming back for more (; Overall, Jemae is a beautiful, good looking girl, unlike no other and will NOT disappoint. If you find a Jemae; Keep her, Date her, Love her. Don't let her go.
"look at Jemae over there, she is just amazing, I should have never let her go"
Jemae by jelabemelabemalabae June 13, 2018
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A grown ass man on discord showing his cock and swinging it around
Yo y’all seen that video of jemeat? “Yes I did indeed”
jemeat by Bajisolos December 28, 2021
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Jemae • Jemael • jemeat • jemaica • jeme • Jemas • jemairo • jemari • jemel • Jemelyn
A universal answer for any question. Can be used in situation and will instantly answer you either can't answer for reasons or just don't know.
"Where were you last night?"
"Jemen."
Jemen by JEMEN June 10, 2019
Feeling or showing an envious resentment of someone or their achievements, possessions, or perceived advantages to the point it makes you very mad
Joe is bald and very jemab that Sam and Matt have a full head of hair
Jemab by MingeAndBracket January 31, 2022
Best duo in history; a duo everyone wishes they were a part of. Intellectuals that share one braincell and sometimes forget to use it. Jemleks is the superior combination and a fusion would be too powerful for humanity to handle.

Birthday: December 30, 2018
Damn i wish we were Jemleks, they're so cool.
Jemleks by jemlekslover October 15, 2019

Jemaine Clement 

Also known as the 'hiphopopotumus', Jemaine is totally awesome.
He is in the band flight of the conchords along with Bret Mckenzie.

But Jemaine is the sexier one of the two.
He has also been in the film;
Eagle vs Shark

and will soon be coming out in a film called :
gentlemen broncos
Jemaine Clement, if you asked me to marry you, i so would.
Jemaine Clement by b4j October 5, 2008
somebody who swings his meat around and gets leaked twice
Don’t be a jemeat
jemeat by nyytard January 10, 2022
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