Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it,
the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a
pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"
Crowd: "...."
Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my
gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"