jelani king

1. a man given name out of pure irony

2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari

3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances

1. mr. bitches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan
guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.Jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed

4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo bad, guess i'll settle for mines

by temporary spastic January 4, 2012

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Jelani Eye Appreciation Day

This is the day we appreciate all eyes that are made fun of.

Person 1: Hey what day is it today
Person 2: Friday
Person 1: You know that’s Jelani Eye Appreciation Day right?
Person 2: isn’t that everyday 🙄

by Master of luvvv December 24, 2020

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JELANI

A boy who plays numerous girls and all the girls want him but he later finds a girl who is not interested in him causing him to want her more.Later a Jelani will fall in love with her and she also does.

I wish I was a Jelani.

by SARAHGHOE November 8, 2021

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Jelani

A chill laid back guy. Might smoke some weed or have a drink or both. Low key. Doesn’t need to say much. Loyal friend and lover. Stand up guy. Can definitely hold a grudge though. So don’t cross him.

That’s Jelani. He’s just chillin.

by Blkairforceenergy November 23, 2021

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Jelani

Jelani has a magnetic sexual presence that brings you into his very hot sexy wet and sweaty body, he’s the kind of guy you cant get enough of and beg for more.

Wow, Jelani is so hot and sexy, I want to be him someday.

by Jelaninumber1 June 28, 2023

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