To jizz and fart at the same time.
Sammy was so excited that he jarted!
by hellonikki April 10, 2010
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telly jart
*wakes up in a cold sweat*

telly jart
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1. A team of four super cool musicians that entrance many a club patron with thier awesome new wave sound
2. A team of four pilots of their own respective craft, each representing an animal of some nature. All of which combine, when that power is called upon, to form the amazing JARTron... a mech who's power is so great,
even conceiving that it has limits is utter blastphemy
3. 1 and 2 are not related...or are they?
4. A word used to describe something that is simply too awesome for words.
1. JART showed off it's rightous thrashing skills at the club last evening.
2. When the world was faced with an unspeakable peril, JART arrived and kicked peril in it's appropriate "peril kicking" places.
3. JART the band is not JART the ultra super science ninja team that protects Earth from city-smashing-monsters(tm) by wielding giant animal robots that form a super robot of unstoppable power...or are they?
4. Man....JART is just....JART!
by Mcaffy March 26, 2004
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A dart board (and/or darts) made of denim from blue jeans.
"Hey sexy mama, let's go toss the jarts on the jart joard."
by ilikemenwithnoballs February 18, 2023
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The type of quick-burning pre-rolled cannabis joint that was prepared in a cigarette roller. Commonly purchased in 10-14 packs here in Canada. This is not a doobie or a blunt. This is a jart.
This crowd is really stressing me out, I think I'm going to go rip a quick jart and get my head on straight
by MaxlR June 24, 2023
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Similar to a shart, but produced out of an erect penis.

ie: To jart, verb. Jarted, pastence.
1) I pre maturely ejartulated.

2) She was going to go down, but I jarted instead.

3) She asked me to jart on her feet.

4) If jarting last more than 4 hours, use condom inplace of depends.

5) I jarted on the small area of her back.

6) Baby I just jart, but that doesn't mean i'm done.

7) "I took her to my house casue' she was fine, then she whipped out a jart stick bigger than mine." -Afroman
8) Interratial jarting

9) Anal jarting, that's shitty.
by Bobeaty July 7, 2010
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