An attempt to create a 'comic relief' character which backfired badly, turning the Star Wars film Phantom Menace into little more than a cross between a farce and a special-effects laden episode of Love Thy Neighbour. Binks is an alien who, for reasons I'm sure won't be apparent to anyone but all-seeing higher beings, talks like a dated black stereotype. Ah, but C3P0 and R2-D2 were comical characters, the fanboys point out. Yes, but they actually served some function in A New Hope, and if they're comic characters then why do we need yet another 'comic' character.
Jar Jar Binks, just one of the many things wrong with a film with was nothing really more than one long advert for toys, video games, happy meals and various other tat. But it's still worth mentioning that Jar Jar Binks is a shit creation and a total wanker.
by Stormsworder July 5, 2007
Jar Jar Binks: Lookie lookie, senator *farting, pissing, and shitting noises for a good 5 minutes*
C-3PO: Don't mind him, he's just gay, and he pisses and shits all over the place.
C-3PO: Don't mind him, he's just gay, and he pisses and shits all over the place.
by OgresAreLikeOnion November 26, 2019
by lun yerng September 14, 2003
THE MOST POWERFUL SITH LORD OF ALL TIME, responsible for the downfall of the Jedi, plunged the whole galaxy into darkness, got on Qui gon jinn's good side so that he could ruin everything, disappeared during the clone wars after losing a lightsaber duel to gonk droid
*the duel*
gonk droid: GONK?
jar jar: meesa darth jar jar and meesa will kill yousa and rule this galaxy
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: yousa will try
1 year later
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: no yousa getting weak
gonk droid: *corscrew flips over jar jar and stabs him through the chest*
jar jar: what are yousa doing why are youse behind mees... *dies*
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: i hate you *burns*
anyone: Jar Jar Binks is the best sith lord ever
someone else: no he is
jar jar}: kills him
gonk droid: GONK?
jar jar: meesa darth jar jar and meesa will kill yousa and rule this galaxy
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: yousa will try
1 year later
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: no yousa getting weak
gonk droid: *corscrew flips over jar jar and stabs him through the chest*
jar jar: what are yousa doing why are youse behind mees... *dies*
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: i hate you *burns*
anyone: Jar Jar Binks is the best sith lord ever
someone else: no he is
jar jar}: kills him
by Thedeadmemelord February 22, 2020
ONE BIG FUCKING MORON!
Me-sa like-a to slit me-sa throat! Jay!
George Lucas is an idiot for trying to make more money off his trillion dollar Star Wars Trilogy.
This pre-trilogy garbage is nothing more then drawing in pathetic Star Wars fans to listen to douchebags like Jar Jar spew his retarded dialouge on screen.
Me-sa like-a to slit me-sa throat! Jay!
George Lucas is an idiot for trying to make more money off his trillion dollar Star Wars Trilogy.
This pre-trilogy garbage is nothing more then drawing in pathetic Star Wars fans to listen to douchebags like Jar Jar spew his retarded dialouge on screen.
by Jar-Jar Binks must die January 3, 2005
So, who's up for serving Jar Jar Binks as the main course for the Coruscant Iron Chef competition. I can only wonder what creative, delicious recipies the chefs can create with Gungan flesh :^P
Mmmmmmmm. Barbecued Gungan ribs smothered with hine-barbecue sauce and served with a beer and garlic fried rice. Come to think about it, I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. Bye bye, Jar Jar Binks. (lightsaber sounds and Gungan shrieks)
by Anakin Skywalker August 20, 2003
by Arlingstin January 26, 2020